when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead
Mutant Giant Spider Dog Prank
I would cry
that little dog is probably so confused like why is everyone running away please come back and pet me
waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm
Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead
The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
how dare you say we piss on the poor
"you’re an adult now"
"you need to choose a career"
"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"